How to order a drink at a bar [2018] HD

A guide on how to order a drink at a busy bar, quickly and while looking cool. Funny, satirical and cynical. Because most people have a difficulty, understandably, ordering a drink when it involves making their way through the crowd towards the bar, elbowing their way in between people and confidently ordering a drink without wasting time and without being awkward.

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